Clown fish
Q: How does a clown fish get it`s stripes?
A...
Animals Jokes
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?
Whe...
A sergeant-major in the Paras
A sergeant-major in the Paras was giving a lec...
Crazy Little Critters...
Q. How do crabs leave the hospital?
A. On cro...
King of the Jungle...
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowd...
Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts
How can you tell the difference between Beer N...
Polar bear and the pub
One day a polar bear walks into a bar. The bar...
Cat Diary
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...
Nikki
why did the hamburger look for the buns?
he w...
My First
It was in the dark sky,Just her and I.I knew w...
King of the Jungle...
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowd...
Curious George
What did the man in the big yellow hat have to...
A Trip to the Vet
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gon...
Ducks
what kind of doctor treats ducks?
a quack
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.
"Doc, I ...
Talking Parrot
A man goes to the pet shop looking for a talki...
Deaf Bear
What do you call a bear without an ear?
A B!
Big Noses
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because...
Why did the chicken cross the road
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To ...
Crossbred Dogs
Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of ...
A Quickie
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he look...
Sniffer
A man is sitting in a plane which is about to ...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the ...
Jungle Poker
Q: Why don't the monkeys in the jungle play po...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.
"Doc, I...