Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Blonde cook book

Monday: Now home from our honeymoon and settled...

Insults


1)You are so dumb you studied for the drug tes...

Bad dog


Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?


A) ...

Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving


1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom ...

Peter Pan


Why does Peter Pan fly?You would fly too if so...

Chicken...Underwear


Why don't chickens wear underwear?
Because th...

What Advertisements Really Mean


NEW - Different color from previous design.


...

If Tarzan and Jane were


If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Che...

Why Birds Fly South


Why do birds fly south for the winter?


Becau...

Taliban's Fall TV Line-Up


The Taliban's Fall TV Line-up


MONDAYS:
8:0...

Computer Diagnosis


One day Bill complained to his friend that his...

Before And After Falling In Love....


B - You take my breath away


A - I feel like ...

Un tipo se sienta a


Un tipo se sienta a la mesa de un restaurante ...

three daughter's


Once upon a time there was this farmer, who wa...

Peck peck peck


Q: What goes "Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom"?


A: Ch...

Drinker's Fault Finding Guide


Symptom : Drinking fails to give satisfaction ...

Elephants


A five year old boy was living with his mother...

Modern Medicine


A Brief History of Medicine


"I have an earac...

Marry Farmer Jones


Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was s...

Polish Medical Terminology


POLISH MEDICAL TERMNINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMAN


a...

Opportunity


A window of opportunity for me usually involve...

More Redneck One-liners!


You just might be a Redneck if:


You've ever...

What Happened in Tex


A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloo...

When you're swimming in the


When you're swimming in the creek and an
eel ...

A Close Shave


A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While ...