Before And After Falling In Love....


B - You take my breath away


A - I feel like I'm suffocating


B - She says she loves the way I take control of the situation


A - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac


B - Saturday Night Fever


A - Monday Night Football


B - He makes me feel like a million dollars


A - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...


B - The Sound of Music


A - The Sound of Silence


B - It's like I'm in a dream


A - It's like he's in my nightmare


B - $60/dozen


A - $1.50/stem


B - We agree on everything!


A - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?


B - Charming and Noble


A - Chernobyl


B - Ideal


A - Idle


B - I love a woman with curves


A- I never said you were fat


B - He's completely lost without me


A - Why won't he ever ask for directions?


B - Time stood still


A - This relationship is going nowhere


B - Croissant and cappuccino


A - Bagel and instant


B - Blind


A - Nearsighted


B - You look so seductive in black


A - Your clothes are so depressing


B - Oysters


A - Fish sticks


B - I can hardly believe we found each other


A - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you

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