Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Old Scottish man


A scottish old timer in scotland, in a bar, ta...

More Confucius


Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have tr...

Rooster and Chicken


Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: He ...

The Mule


Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his li...

Un hombre de negocios hace


Un hombre de negocios hace transbordo de avi�n...

Yo mama is so ugly


Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around ...

Fun with Mink


A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo ...

Three indians and a chief

There was once 3 indians and a chief. the chief...

Why English is a Pain to Learn


- The bandage was wound around the wound.


- ...

The Top 9 Surprises Regarding the Euro


9. Can only be used to buy bad disco CDs and h...

Q. What do you get when you cross a female...

Q. What do you get when you cross a female dee...

Yo mama so hairy...


Yo mama so hairy a blind man mistook her for h...

He shouldn't have asked!


MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.
She wa...

Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?...


Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?
A. ...

Things to Do at the Funeral of Somebody You Didn't


1. Tell the widow you're sure you saw him move...

3 Blondes Were Walking in the Forest


3 blondes were walking in the forest one day. ...

The duck in the bar


A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the bars...

A Nutty Game


A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take...

Movie dog

A man follows a woman out of a movie theater. S...

Irish DUI


Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted...

Redneck quickies 14


You might be a redneck if...


You won't stop ...

Bad dog


A blind man was walking down the street with h...

Computer Addiction


You know it is time to reassess your relations...

Alligator Shoes


One day a blonde lady went to a local Florida ...

Blow Bubbles


There were these 3 ducks all swimming in a lak...