Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Twas the Night Before Christmas


'Twas the Night Before Christmas: Texas Versio...

Chicken and Horse


A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow...

Woof!

Which type of dog works in a restaurant?


A...

The Top 12 Worst Jobs in Show Business


12> Fact-checker for FOX News11> Donald ...

Super @owl?


What do you call 45 guys in a bar room watchin...

Inmates at a Baseball Game


A doctor at an insane asylum, decided to take ...

The Frog And The Loan


A frog walks into a bank. He sees that the per...

A man rushed into a bar


A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double m...

Jonah and the Whale.


A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. T...

Fairy Tale


One fine, sunny morning, a priest took a walk ...

New Parrot


A woman was thinking about finding a pet to he...

Shakespearean Humor


Tired of the overuse of four-letter words? He...

Government Tactics


The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The ...

Getting revenge with marriage


Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was ...

Ice-fishing Blonde.


A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen ...

George Bush , Saddam Hussein and General ...


George Bush, Saddam Hussein and General Cosgro...

More Redneck Clues.


Even more clues you could be a Redneck...


Y...

Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?

A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.

Wednesday


Q. a guy went into town on wenesday slept 3 ni...

Horse Pun


Jake Styles had just bought a farmhouse in the...

The 9 Types of Web Page Creators


Joe/Jane Average College Student


Traits : O...

Dog with no legs


where do you find a dog with no legs?


where ...

Chicken Little only has to


Chicken Little only has to be right once.

Speaking with the general


It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was o...

You think mud rasslin' should


You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sp...