Vampires
There were these two vampires talking. One say...
There were these two vampires talking. One say...
George Bush and Osama Bin Laden decided to sit...
There were these two vampires talking. One say...
Q:How do you kill a circus?
A:Go for the jugg...
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash ...
An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm...
1. When no one else is looking, you swear that ...
Here is a list of some really stupid laws I've ...
Did you know... in Louisiana it is illegal to t...
Alligator
One day, Grandma sent her grandson ...
Never insult an alligator until after you have ...
A tourist was being led through the swamps of F...
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?!
...
An investigator. DA DUM TSS.
One will see you later and the other will see y...
Out of nowhere, an alligator appears and eats t...
An elderly man in Louisiana owned a large farm ...
One you see later, and the other after a while.
Edit: This joke is best told out loud
A billio...
This is a story of self-control and marksmanshi...
An Investigator
This is a story of self-control and marksmanshi...
499.
What are the three steps to putting an el...
He's bragging about how well trained his gator ...
An investigator.