Alligator Jokes

Alligator Jokes

Vampires


There were these two vampires talking. One say...

Osama vs. George


George Bush and Osama Bin Laden decided to sit...

Vampires


There were these two vampires talking. One say...

Juggling Jokes


Q:How do you kill a circus?
A:Go for the jugg...

Dog Fight

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash ...

Wisdom of the Aged

An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm...

Ten Signs You Know You're At A Bad Zoo

1. When no one else is looking, you swear that ...

Dumb Laws

Here is a list of some really stupid laws I've ...

Alligators in Louisiana

Did you know... in Louisiana it is illegal to t...

Alligator

Alligator
One day, Grandma sent her grandson ...

The Alligator

Never insult an alligator until after you have ...

Alligator Attack!

A tourist was being led through the swamps of F...

Made me laugh more than I should have!

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?!
...

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator. DA DUM TSS.

It's not that hard to tell an alligator and a crocodile apart..

One will see you later and the other will see y...

A Jew, a Czech Republican, and a Canadian go golfing.

Out of nowhere, an alligator appears and eats t...

Dirty Old Man

An elderly man in Louisiana owned a large farm ...

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One you see later, and the other after a while.

Billionaire throws a party for the whole town

Edit: This joke is best told out loud

A billio...

In Her Own Words...

This is a story of self-control and marksmanshi...

There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off how many are left?

499.

What are the three steps to putting an el...

A man brings an alligator into a bar...

He's bragging about how well trained his gator ...