How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One you see later, and the other you see in a w...
Alligator Jokes
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the swamps of...
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A investigator
Ron, an elderly man in Florida...
Ron, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a lar...
How do you call an alligator in a vest?
An Investigator.
What's green and bad for your eyes?
An alligator.
There's 500 bricks in a plane. How many are there if you throw one out?
"499"
There are three steps to putting an elep...
What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?
An alligator.
The monkey and the lizard
Lizard is walking through the woods when he see...
What Do you call an alligator in a vest?
An a investigator.
A man walks into a bar....
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. This ...
So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida.
They all got Gatorades.
A years worth of jokes
Every week a guy I work with sends out jokes, h...
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Investigator!
The Alligator Trick
A family from (a redneck town of your choice) w...
Did you hear about the Ethiopian man that fell into an alligator pit?
They say he ate 7 alligators before they could ...
What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?
A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!
What did the Alligator say to the turtle?
Can I bayou a drink?
What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?
An investigator.
Skinny Dipping . . .
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large far...
What do you call an alligator with a vest on?...
...an investigator.
What do you call a female alligator?
A galligator
What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?
You have to start off by being an amateur allig...
What is the primary job of an alligator?
...make allegations
3 in 1 QA jokes
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalape...