A Jew, a Czech Republican, and a Canadian go golfing.

Out of nowhere, an alligator appears and eats the Czech Republican.

The Jew and the Canadian chase the alligator into the woods, and when they finally catch up to it, they see that there are two alligators there; a male and a female.

The Canadian takes out his lumber axe and asks the Jew "Which one should I kill?" To which the Jew replies "The male."

So the Canadian kills the male alligator and looks inside, but finds that there's nothing there.

What's the moral of this story?

Never trust a Jew when they say that there's a Czech in the male.

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