A man walked into a bar...
He saw a sign that read "we sell all kinds of s...
Alligator Jokes
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
A blonde was on vacation in Louisiana with her boyfriend
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine allig...
Why did the alligator wear a vest?
He was an investigator!
An elderly man in Louisiana
... had owned a large farm for several years. H...
What do you call an Alligator with an Instagram?
An instagator.
Quick Thinking
While out walking along the edge of a pond just...
A billionaire throws a party for the whole town....
A billionaire throws a party for the whole tow...
What do you......
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
...
Hawk, lion and a skunk...
Three animals were having a huge argument over ...
alligator
How do you help an injured alligator?
Get h...
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Why was the alligator sad?
It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.
Why did the alligator go to Disney World?
To get some tots!
#toosoon?
So my friend said it was a shame that the alligator got the kid in only 6 in. of water
I said 6 in. can do a lot to a kid especially s...
What is the difference between a Turret lathe and an Alligator?
None, if you get caught, you will twists to dea...
I have no words for the family whose two-year-old was killed by an alligator at a Disney resort...
...only the sound CHA-CHING!
I want to make an alligator joke...
But I'm afraid I'll get carried away.
So the Disney alligator killed the 2 year old recently.
I hope the alligator has a good time with the g...
I have no words for the family whose two-year-old was killed by an alligator...
...only the sound CHA-CHING!
Toddler taken by alligator at Disney
Unbelievable, a family takes a vacation to Disn...
The Crocodile and the Alligator
A crocodile and an alligator sat together on a ...
What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
Different Walks of Life
"Mom, that chicken walks funny! It lunges with ...
Q. 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A. 499
Q. What are three steps to putting an e...