What do you call am alligator in a vest?
An illogical situation imagined by a child.
Alligator Jokes
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An in"vest"igator :D
A monkey was smoking weed
sitting on a tree. A lizard spots and asks what...
Little Girl: mom, I want to be an alligator when I grow up
Mom: well, pick one. You can't be...acghhghh! S...
An alligator can grow up to 17 feet.
But most only have four.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator
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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?
The spelling and pronunciation.
What do you call an alligator that wins a race?
A chompion.
(7-year old me thought he was very...
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator
The old farmer
The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fi...
The Old Guy and the Skinny Dippers
An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm ...
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One will see you later and one will see you in ...
It's not difficult to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile
One will see you later, the other in a while.
how do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
one will see you later,
and the other in a while
So an alligator goes to his Doctor...
So an alligator goes to his doctor and says, " ...
What do you call an alligator that starts something?
An insti-GATOR!
A Brilliant Old Man and Skinny Dipping Ladies
Ron an elderly man in Florida, had owned a larg...
Sold some krokodil today......
"see you later alligator"
What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?
A gator-aid.
Bet you did see that one coming:P
Stoned monkey
So one day a lizard was walking through the jun...
Blonde Walks Into A Shoe Store.
"How much for these shoes?" – she asked the sto...
Dumb story
Q: There are 500 bricks on a pane. One falls of...
What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?
An instigator!
The Lizard & The Monkey
One day, A lizard was walking down a path in th...