Q:How do you kill a circus?
A:Go for the juggler!
Juggler: "I think someone's out to get me"
Friend: "what makes you think that?"
Juggler: "Yesterday I received a package containing three hand grenades!"
Juggler walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm. Says to the barman 'do you serve clowns here'
"sure" replies the barman.
'great' says the juggler 'I'll have a beer for myself and a clown for my alligator.
Q: how many jugglers does it take change a light bulb?
A: Ten. One to change it, eight to say "I can do that" and the tenth to say "That's my trick!"
Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they do it over and over and over again .
Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they insist on showing each variation of possible changes.
Q: What's the difference between a juggler and a large pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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