Alligator Jokes
Three close friends were getting on in their years.
They had done all sorts of crazy things over th...
How to tell the difference between a Crocodile and a Alligator
Well one you see in a while, and the other you ...
Horrible funny joke
What do you call an alligator in a vest....? An...
How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see...
A man walks into a bar and sees a huge jar of money sitting in front of the bartender...
... with a sign on it saying 'beat the three ch...
Father and son at the zoo...
A boy goes to the zoo with his father. They’re ...
A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked.
“How much for these shoes?” – she asked the sto...
An elderly man in Louisiana ...
... had owned a large farm for several years. H...
Why did Mary fall of her swing?
Because she had no arms.
How do you put an el...
“Free Beer For Life If You Can Pass Our Test!”
A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that say...
What happens after an alligator commits a crime?
You call an investigator
Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large far...
My favorite joke of all time
In the movie Smokey and The Bandit, Sheriff Bea...
A New York boy is being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin.
"Is it true that an alligator won't attack if y...
A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free Beer For Life If You Can Pass Our Test!"
He asks the bartender, "What's this 'test' you ...
Being at the alligator park reminds me of my time in jail
So many crocs.
The Irish Alligator
His name was Croc O'Dile.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An alligator in a vest.
Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?
I don't know.
Which alligator lives in the arctic?
The refridgegator.
What do you call an alligator who's wearing a vest?
An investigator.
There are 500 bricks on a plane...
- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls of...
What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?
An Investigator.