A man opens a china shop.
A man opens a china shop.
On the first day, a ...
Alligator Jokes
What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?
A caiman like a wrecking ball.
What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An Investigator
My 6 year old niece told me this one.
What do you call an alligator who likes to wear...
Skinny Dippers
A farmer in Maine was just finishing up a tough...
Horror at the zoo
A man is at the zoo with his family. Suddenly a...
A woman goes to the vet with her pet alligator...
She says "doctor, there is something wrong with...
Did you hear about the alligator who couldn't get a hard-on?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator...
...and the bartender says, "Hey! Get that thing...
The old Man's Pond
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large f...
My all time favorite joke. American/Russian dog fight
The Americans and Russians at the height of the...
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says, Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail, but I bet my rottweiler would beat the heck out of it.
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash ...
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.
The Americans and Russians at the height of the...
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once a...
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once a...
Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?
Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his ...
So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny dow...
What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?
What is worse than an alligator with toothache ...
Knock Knock Who's there !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator...
Why do pigs run into trees?
Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the al...
A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida.
A tourist was being led through the swamps of F...
Thief!
What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crooko...
Gator Mystery
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A:...
Knock Knock - Thea who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thea!
Thea who?
...