George Bush and Osama Bin Laden decided to sit down and think of
a way to solve things. They decided to each breed the most
ferocious,meanest dogs and fight them. Osama went out and bred a
doberman with a rotwiler and bred that with a wolf. They had to
put it in a cage with bars 5 in. thick & couldn't go near it.
George showed up with a 7 ft. weiner dog. everyone laughed as it
waddled over to the ferocious doberman,rotwiller,wolf. But the
weiner dog ate Osama's dog! Osama Bin laden could not believe
it. "I don't understand,My trainers have been working night and
day to make this dog ferocious,!" George smiled and
said,"Well,my plastic surgeons have been working night and day
to make this alligator look like a weiner dog!"
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