Off the top of my head

Q: What do you call a group of stoned (high) mexicans?
A: Baked Beans!

Q: What do you call a duck that is a drug addict?
A: A QuackHead

Q: Why did the semen cross the road?
A: You put on the Wrong socks ;'/

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