A family medicine doc, an internist, a surgeon, and a pathologist.
The family doc steps up first. A flock of birds flies into the air. He says, "well, they're probably ducks," shoots one, picks it up, and leaves.
The internist goes next. A flock of birds flies into the air. He says, "they could be ducks, but I need to rule out quails, pigeons, geese..." By the time he's done, all the birds are gone.
The surgeon steps up. A flock of birds flies into the air. Bang bang bang bang bang. He picks up one of the fallen birds, hands it to the pathologist and says, "tell me if this is a duck."
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