Three men are hiking in a tropical jungle when all of a sudden they are captured by a group of native warriors. These warriors bring the men to their village to see their leader.
The leader tells the hikers "You will all be killed unless you complete my two challenges. The first of which is to bring back 10 of any kind of fruit."
The hikers are all terrified and run in separate directions into the jungle. A short time later the first returns with 10 apples.
The leader then says "Your second challenge is to shove all of the fruit up your ass or you'll be killed."
As the first man is trying to complete the challenge he sees the second man come back with grapes. The first man gets to 4 but can't do anymore and is then swiftly beheaded.
The first man is in the afterlife when all of a sudden the second man pops up next to him.
The first man asks "What happened you had grapes?"
"Well I got to 9 but I busted out laughing and they all shot out."
"Why?"
"When the third guy got back he was carrying pineapples."
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