He sees with his X-ray vision, Wonder Woman naked in bed in an apartment. Her legs spread, almost like she was present it for him.
"I'm god damn superman he thought to himself, the fastest being in the universe, I could fly over, have a quickie and she'd never even know I was there."
Without a second thought he went for it, did the dirty deed and left.
"Did you hear something?" Wonder Woman asked.
"No, but my ass is killing me" replied the invisible man.
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