I came home from school yesterday, tears in my eyes, and went to hug my mother.
"What's wrong?" She said.
"These bullies at school called me fat."
"Oh, don't worry honey. Sticks and stones can break your bones but words can never hurt you."
I took this sage advice and returned to school a new kid. The bullies came up to me and again ridiculed my chubbiness.
But this time, I shook it off.
"Sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me!"
The bullies didn't know how to react, and left me alone for the remainder of the day. I won!
The next I returned and walked past the bullies, cracking the faintest of smiles.
All of a sudden, something crashed into the back of my head.
I looked down and saw the culprit: a rock with a post-it attached to it.
FAT ASS, the note said.
Fuck. That really hurt.
*stolen from some comedian I can't remember
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