Confussedcius Say man who make mistake in elevator is wrong on many levels
Confussedcius Say man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time
build man a fire warm for rest of his day, set man on fire is warm for rest of his life
Confussedcius Say man is like spider, bound to have sticky hand after being on web
Confussedcius Say man who drive like hell bound to go there someday
Confussedcius Say man who confuse viagra for laxative will be shit in bed
Confussedcius Say man who has head up in ass can't see for shit
Confussedcius Say only when mosquito land on balls will man learn to resolve conflict without violence
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