When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter is there waiting for them. "Welcome to heaven." says St Peter "Before I can let you in, I have to ask you a question. It's a little personal, but I have to ask, so go have a seat and I will call you up one at a time." The nuns have a seat and a few minutes later the first nun is called up. "Hello, sorry to ask but have you ever touch a penis?" The first nun is a bit shocked, but says that she had. "Don't worry, all is forgiven. You just need to cleanse what ever part of your body touch the penis in this container of holy water." St. Peter shows the nun the container and she places her hands in the water. Harps play, the gates open and the nun walks through the pearly gates. St. Peter calls the next nun up and asks her the same question. She replays "I have but it doesn't count because I didn't like it..." "Don't worry." Says St Peter "All is forgiven. You just need to cleanse what ever part of your body touch the penis in this container of holy water." The nun steps up and puts her arm up to her elbows in the holy water. Trumpets blast, Angels wings flutter and she's in. St. Pete calls the third nun, before he can even ask the question, the fourth nun walks up and says "Sorry to interrupt, I don't want to break protocol. There is just no way I'm going to gargle with that holy water after gets through dipping her ass in there..."
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