puddles?


three ducks walk into a bar, the bar tender askes the first one
"whats your name?" the duck replies "tom, i've had a wonderfull
day i've been playing in puddles in and out over and through! it
was fun!" the bar tender says "i bet it was" and he goes to the
seconde duck "whats your name?" the duck replies "i am dick, and
i've had a wonderfull day i was playing in puddles in and out
over and through it was fun!" and the bartender says "i bet it
was" then he goes to the third duck "i bet your name is harry!"
"no" the duck replies "my name is puddles and you don't wanna no
what kind of day i had".

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