A duck walks into a bar, goes up to the barman and says "Got any bread?"
Barman replies, "No sorry, we don't sell bread, andything else I can get you?"
The Duck looks around, looks back at the barman and says... "Got any bread?"
Barman replies, "Sorry, no, no bread."
Duck looks at him and asks, "Got any bread?"
Barman replies, "No, no bread"
Ducks asks, "Got any bread?"
Barman relies, "No, we do not have any bread!"
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman - getting annoyed replies, "no, no bread!!"
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman - getting more annoyed - "No!"
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman - "No, stop it! - No bread!!"
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman - getting Angry now - "No, we have no bread!!"
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman now furious says, "Look, if you ask me one more time for bread, I'll....I'll... nail your beak to the bar!!!!"
At this the duck stops, looks around, goes back to the barman and asks, "Got any nails?"
The barman looking confused says, "No"
to which the duck replies...."Got any bread?"
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