10. Place to treat MSFT ''Post Stock Split'' depression (for those who bought too late). 9. Great place to store copies of Microsoft Bob. 8. Marketing though it was a real cool place to develop MS Anti-Virus. 7. Testing facility for MS HMO Version 1.0 6. Cheaper than Bill's house - and has 4 more beds. 5. First stage of master plan to implant Intel/Windows control chips in MS Employees. 4. Efficient way to distribute Prozac to Windows 98 Developers. 3. Psychiatric ward AKA ''store house'' for those people that insist on using OS/2 Warp, Mac and ''other'' operating systems. 2. Melinda said she needed a nursery.And the number one reason... Need recovery ward for those who installed IE 4.0
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