The Top 14 Surprises at the Comic Strip Character 25-Year Reunion (Part I)


14> The Lockhorns are still married, and still not the least bit funny.


13> These days, Brenda Starr looks more like Bart Starr.


12> Beetle Bailey spends the whole night at a corner table with the Goths, swilling tequila and railing about the government.


11> Peppermint Patty is a touring golf pro on the LPGA.


10> A long stay in Oswald State Penitentiary has made Dennis 35 percent less menacing.


9> "Look at Cathy over there with Peppermint Patty. I guess she solved her guy problems."


8> Billy from "Family Circus" unable to attend as he was convicted of cocaine possession after a jury rejected his "Not Me!" defense.


7> "Little Orphan Annie! Did you have your eyes done?"


6> Sarge's and Zero's looks haven't changed much, thanks to breakthroughs in external-tooth denture technology.


5> Director of Homeland Security Sluggo sends his regrets.


4> What the hell?!? Jughead somehow managed to become president of the United States!!


3> Charlie Brown's bad toupee scares the holy hell out of Marmaduke.


2> Pig Pen now runs a trash business and is married to Anna Nicole Smith.


1> After numerous complaints about the punch, all eyes turn to the snickering man in the corner holding a ratty stuffed tiger.


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