14> Winona Ryder -- a great big overcoat, with lots of really deep pockets
13> Ozzy Osbourne -- "Henry Higgins' Guide to Impeccable Elocution"
12> Al Gore -- "Sorry!" board game
11> Jessica Simpson -- "The Big Book of Brain Teasers"
10> Rush Limbaugh -- Little Pharmacist playset
9> Saddam Hussein -- "Spider-Man" DVD
8> Kobe Bryant -- a fabulous 5-day, 4-night stay at the luxurious Cordillera Lodge & Spa in beautiful Eagle County, Colorado!
7> Howard Dean -- Saddam Hussein's arrest
6> Eminem -- a "Queer Eye" makeover
5> Alec Baldwin -- autographed picture of President Bush
4> James Brolin -- autographed picture of Ronald Reagan, addressed to "Mr. Streisand"
3> Keith Richards -- "Commander of the British Hempire" bong
2> J.Lo -- lifetime subscription to Modern Bride
1> Peter Jackson -- three Danielle Steel novels and a $400-million budget
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