The Top 14 Worst Gifts for Celebrities


14> Winona Ryder -- a great big overcoat, with lots of really deep pockets


13> Ozzy Osbourne -- "Henry Higgins' Guide to Impeccable Elocution"


12> Al Gore -- "Sorry!" board game


11> Jessica Simpson -- "The Big Book of Brain Teasers"


10> Rush Limbaugh -- Little Pharmacist playset


9> Saddam Hussein -- "Spider-Man" DVD


8> Kobe Bryant -- a fabulous 5-day, 4-night stay at the luxurious Cordillera Lodge & Spa in beautiful Eagle County, Colorado!


7> Howard Dean -- Saddam Hussein's arrest


6> Eminem -- a "Queer Eye" makeover


5> Alec Baldwin -- autographed picture of President Bush


4> James Brolin -- autographed picture of Ronald Reagan, addressed to "Mr. Streisand"


3> Keith Richards -- "Commander of the British Hempire" bong


2> J.Lo -- lifetime subscription to Modern Bride


1> Peter Jackson -- three Danielle Steel novels and a $400-million budget


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[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]

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