Top 16 Signs You're in a Pauly Shore Movie

16. Your "Will Act For Food" sign was evidently misread as "Will Act For Fool."


15. You can trace your character's lineage directly back to Spicoli in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."


14. All you were told is that you got a part in a movie, and you play someone more inane than Pauly Shore.


13. You're irritating, marginally coherent, and comically dressed, yet chicks are diggin' you.


12. You have numerous sex scenes, but your only speaking line is "Baaaa!"


11. Screen test for part consisted of humiliating fraternity prank involving a hot dog and a flight of stairs.


10. The director asks you, Jim Carrey, Gilbert Gottfried, and Tim Conway to "dumb it down just a little more."


9. Your body contains more silicon than Deep Blue.


8. You bet your agent that she couldn't cast you in anything stupider than the "Ernest" series.


7. No male actors over 5' 4".


6. You work with your acting coach for weeks to totally nail down the inner character of "Totally Harsh Dude #2."


5. 20% of budget set aside for "breaking wind" sound effects.


4. After a day's shooting, you're beaten senseless in an alley by an enraged Siskel & Ebert.


3. All the extras cover their faces like prisoners on the 6 o'clock news.


2. You're surrounded by brilliant Shakespearean actors, all of whom have balloon payments due on their beach houses.


1. Daisy Fuentes co-stars as the President of the United States.