When all of a sudden, the husband returns home from work early.
In a panic, the three men run to the backyard stark naked, and looking around, they see three large garbage bags and decide to hide in them and so each one gets into a bag.
The husband comes in the bathroom, sees his wife all naked and sweaty and immediately realizes what's going, sees the door leading to the backyard open, grabs his shotgun and runs outside ready to commit murder, "I'll kill the bastard!"
Once outside, he sees the three bags and realizing the level of cuckolding he's been subjected to, decides to have some fun first. He approaches the first bag and gives it a soft kick, from inside the first man lets out a "Baaa, baaa..."
"Oh", growls the man out loud, "there's a sheep in that bag."
He moves on to the second bag and gives that one a kick and from inside the second guy lets out a "Buuk, buk, buk, buk...".
"We seem to have a chicken in this bag" hisses the man and moves on an gives the third bag a kick. Nothing happens.
He steps back and gives the bag a harder kick boiling with anger and again nothing happens. Starting to see red, he gives the bag a kick with all his might and stomps it a couple of times and from inside the third guy moans, "It's a bag of potatoes you asshole, potatoes"!
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