Three Sacks [NSFW]

This joke is better in Urdu, and replacing the characters with names of people you know, but here goes.

A man gets up one day and leaves for work. As soon as he goes, his wife calls up Guy A and says "come on over, my husband's left for work" So Guy A shows up and him and the wife get it on. They're going at it when the doorbell rings. The wife freaks out and says "that must be my husband, quick hide in that sack on the floor"

Guy A goes and hides in the jute sack lying on the floor, while the wife goes to open the door and its Guy B. She invites him in and the two get going at it when the doorbell rings. The wife freaks out and says "that must be my husband, quick hide in that other sack!"

Guy B hides in the second sack and the wife goes to open the door: its Guy C. She invites him in and the two get going at it when the doorbell rings. The wife freaks out and says "that must be my husband, quick hide in that third sack!"

So Guy C hides in the sack. The wife goes to the door and its the husband. He goes into their room where he sees three sacks and asks his wife about them. "Oh," she says "my mother sent over some things from the village."

So the man walks over to the first sack, in which Guy A is hiding and kicks it. From within, he hears a sound "cock a doodle doo" and so he says "ah, there are chickens in there."

The man then walks over to the second sack, in which Guy B is hiding and kicks it He hears a sound "baaaaaa" and so he says "ah, there are sheep in there."

Finally the man walks over to the third sack, in which Guy C is hiding and kicks it.

Nothing.

He kicks it again.

Still nothing.

He kicks it a third time...

...and a sound comes from within...

"THEY'RE POTATOES YOU JACKASS, POTATOES!!!!


tl;dr Guy goes out, his wife calls lovers over who hide in sacks when guy returns, he kicks each sack to see what's inside two of the lovers make animal sounds the third pretends to be potatoes.