Once there was a man who was having sex with a sheep near a flowing river. Sheep didn't felt like having sex any more so she kicked the man. The man was left unsatisfied and sad.
Exactly at that point he saw a naked women who was drowning in the river nearby. That man jumped and helped that women and dragged her near river shore. The naked women says to the man that "you have saved my life, Ask me anything that you want". The man looked back into the eyes of that women and asked "Anything?". "Yes" she replied. The man asked to the women "Could you hold legs of that sheep, I wana have sex with her".
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