...walks over to his wife with a sheep under his arm. He announces loudly, 'This is the Pig I've been fucking.' His wife looks at the poor creature and says, 'Gethin, you silly bastard, that's a sheep not a pig!' Gethin replies, 'I wasn't talking to you.'
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