A woman walked into a very busy butcher's shop.
Looking at meats and poultry on display, she suddenly grabbed hold of a dressed chicken, she picked up one wing, sniffed it.
She then picked up the other wing and sniffed it.
Then she picked up one leg, sniffed it, then picked up the other leg and sniffed it too.
Just as she finished sniffing the second leg, the butcher walked up to her and said, "Madam, could -you- pass such a test?"
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