There once was a woman who loved naming everything she owned. One day she bought a house and didn't know what to name it, so she said "I'll sleep on it, and the first thing I see tomorrow morning will be the new name of my house!"
The next day she wakes up and rolls over. It was yard work day and her husband was outside. She saw him bending over with his big hairy butt hanging out of his pants, so she decided to name her house Hairy Butt.
She got up to help her husband with yard work and a stray dog wandered onto their lawn. They decide to keep it. She takes the dog for a walk and sees he sniffs on all the sidewalk cracks, so she decides to name him crack.
The next day the dog runs away, and she calls the police. She tells them "I looked all over my hairy butt but couldn't find my crack!"
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