The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn't want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or me. Well, said a guest, he certainly makes a much better rug than you would!
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