so one goes "Man, I would really love to eat an ice". The other replies: "Me too. What kind of ice do you want? I´ll go and get us some".
"Great, I´ll take chocolate and you?"
"I´ll have some vanilla ice"
Then the other says: "It would be better if you would write it down for obvious reason, you know?" and the other answers:"Nah, no problem. The ice cart is right over there"
"Are you sure you won´t forget it?"
"Sure, sure. I won´t!"
So the one who wants to get the ice goes and repeats to himself a few times "chocolate and vanilla...........chocolate and vanilla...."
After a few minutes he gets back and says: "Here is your hot dog, dude".
And the other one answers: "Where is my mustard? I told you to write it down!"
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