Garcon, there is a pubic hair in my noodles !

*(joke from cartoonist Jean-Marc Reiser)*
A man calls the waiter at a very expensive restaurant.
- Garcon, there is a pubic hair in my noodles, I will not pay the meal.
The man leaves and the waiter follows him to get him to pay. Later on, he finds the man in an alley eating the ass of a prostitute.
- You have some nerve for someone that does not like pubic hair !
- Yes, but if I find a single noodle I don't pay.

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