Gender Jokes

Gender Jokes

Grand Father Clock


A man sees a beautiful Grand Father Clock in a...

Uncircumcised


Why are some men uncircumcised?


The doctors ...

IQ


Albert arrives at a party and introduces himse...

Two Canadians


Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the ro...

Question and answer


Q: How do you scare a man?A: Sneak up behind h...

ATM


The Differences:


HIM:
1. Pull up to ATM
2....

WOMEN?


There were three pretty stupid women stranded ...

How to impress


How to impress a woman: compliment her, respec...

A penny for your thoughts


One night a wife found her husband standing ov...

Ventriloquist Cowboy


A ventriloquist cowboy walks onto a ranch...
...

what men hear?


When a woman says: 'This place is a mess! C'mo...

Q. What is the difference between a pregnant...


Q. What is the difference between a pregnant ...

Youth


How does an older woman keep her youth?


By g...

Paint


A commuter from New Jersey drives through the ...

Sports Mum


At one point during a game, the coach said to ...

Memory Test


Three elderly men are at the doctor's office f...

5 silly questions


The five toughest questions women ask - and th...

Fire!


Three men were arrested for stealing cars.
Th...

Dude Ranch


My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in ...

Women's instructions


WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK What do you d...

Sports Mum


At one point during a game, the coach said to ...

Revenge on your aunts


at every wedding i goto all my aunts poke me i...

You Can't Send Women To The Hardware Store


This is why you can't send a woman to a hardwa...

Ball scratching


A man in his mid 40s goes to a building site a...

Three Men


Three men were sitting on a bridge one red hea...