I was in Scotland last summer. I went to a local bar to get a pint, sat down at the wood and began drinking. Next to me sat an older gentleman, and soon he looked over at me and introduced himself.
"Hi, I'm Angus," he said.
"I'm electricdog," I replied.
"Ya see that dock over there?" He asked, pointing out of a window.
"Yeah."
"I built that dock with me own two hands, and you think they call me Angus the dock builder? But they don't," and he went back to his beer.
Soon he leaned over to me again and went on, "Ya see that church over there, laddie?" he questioned me as he pointed out a different window. He didn't even wait for my reply before going on, "I built that church with me own two hands, and ya think they call me Angus the church builder? But they don't."
I went back to my beer.
A couple of minutes later he looks over again, slams his fist down on the bar, and yells, "Ya see this bar here laddie? I built this bar with me own two hands. I went to Canada. I harvested the maple trees. I brought them back, had them milled into boards, Sanded them, I put my soul into this bar. Ya think they call me Angus the bar builder? But they don't."
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