Maple Jokes

Maple Jokes

Moles


Way back in the country one morning, Papa Mole...

New Canadian Flag


Canada, in view of recent events, will be chan...

A man was driving in his red when he saw a...


A man was driving in his red when he saw a old...

New Canadian Flag


Canada, in view of recent events, will be chan...

Short Jokes 3

51. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blond...

Moles

A family of moles had been hibernating all wint...

What do you call a bond...?

*Note: This actually happened in my classroom j...

What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common...

The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&Wh...

I smell maple syrup!

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all l...

It was time to name Canada

All the 4 founding hosiers were sitting around ...

A man walks into a bar and sees a short man playing maple leaf rag

"Wow! I've never seen anything like it!"

The b...

What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl?

Nothing. They are both just waiting for the fir...

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

[PUN]I think I saw a beautiful juniper.

Maybe it's fir... or maybe it's maple-ine.

I want the leaves in my yard to leaf

Maple I should rake them. But hey, they do spru...

Benedict Arnold's boy pointed out the front window

...and pointed at a maple. "Look daddy, a bush,...

Toast at a Wedding

"May you live as long as you want and not want ...

There is only one true way to make your pancakes more metal

Start referring to maple syrup as tree blood.

Wana hear a Canadian joke?

Toronto maple leafs.

Three young boys are talking about the creepiest people they know.

The first boy says, "I heard old man Jones once...

There was a young lady from a small town in Alabama...

She traveled the long way to New York for the s...