A guy walks into the bar bathroom and begins to relieve himself at a urinal. Shortly thereafter a short man walks in and does the same in the next urinal over. The taller gentleman catches himself sneaking a peek and notices the short man's penis is exceptionally large. Embarrassed, he apologizes to the shorter man saying, "Excuse me I didn't intend to stare but, your penis is massive! I would kill to have a penis such as yours!" To which he replied, "Well you see, I am no ordinary man. I am a leprechaun. In fact my friend, there is a way that you could be as well endowed as I but the only way, you see is for me to fuck you in the ass." The vertically inclined gentleman was taken aback at this and said, "If that's the case then forget it, I couldn't do it." As he washed his hands however he realized how much he wanted to have a penis like the leprechaun had and said, "I've changed my mind, I'll do it, all I've ever wanted was a penis so large." With that the two stepped into a stall and began. In the throws of it the shorter man asked "So how old are you?" And the taller man said "Thirty-five" At which point the short man said "And you still believe in Leprechauns?"
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