A little boy goes up to his father and says "Daddy...what does a vagina look like?" The father, slightly taken aback, kindly replies "Well son, before sex it looks like a closed rose bud."
The son says "Oh that's nice daddy! Well, what about after sex?"
The father thinks for a moment and gently responds "have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?"
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