His dad asks: "Do you mean before or after sex?"
Kid: "What's the difference?"
Dad: "Okay think of the most beautiful flower you've ever seen, with pink, symetrical petals, a thing of pure
beauty... do you have that image in your head?" - "yes, daddy" - "Well son, that's what a vagina looks like before sex!"
Kid: "And what does it look like after?"
Dad: "Well... ever seen a bulldog who ate a jar of majonaise?"
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