A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I
heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What
is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened
rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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