A washed up drunk walks into a bar. On the counter lies a large pickle jar filled with wadded up cash. It's labeled "challenge" He asks the bartender how he can earn it. She replies, "First, you have to down this whole bottle of tequila. Second, you have to remove a sore tooth from the bulldog we have tied up out back. Third, you have to deflower the old nun that lives up stairs. (She's going through a YOLO stage) If you accomplish all that, the cash is all yours."
Well, the man downs the tequila, gagging all the way, and getting light headed. The patrons cheer him on as he stumbles out to the bulldog.
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Things take quite some time, and the bulldog is barking with serious anger. He finally steps back in, and he's a bloody mess. His clothes are tattered and he is badly limping. He comes too, and yells triumphantly...
WHERE'S THAT NUN WITH THE SORE TOOTH?!
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