Little Johnny asked his dad what a vagina looks like. His dad said, "Well Johnny, before sex it looks like a nice beautiful rose."
Little Johnny asked his dad, "Well, then what does it look like after sex?"
His dad replied, "Well Johnny, have your ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaisse?"
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