This young boy asks his father what a vagina looks like before sex..
His father says "Well son, it looks like a beautiful rose." The kid then asks what it looks like after sex. The father replies "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise? "
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Breed
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Bullshit....
I bred my Shih...
i call it a bull-shit
A kid came home
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I
heard some kids...
Bulldog
Q. What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a Shih tzu?
A. You get Bullshit.
Breed
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Bullshit....
I bred my Shih...
i call it a bull-shit
A kid came home
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I
heard some kids...
Bulldog
Q. What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a Shih tzu?
A. You get Bullshit.
Birds and the bees.
A little boy asks his father, "dad? I know what my private parts look like...
I bred my Shih...
i call it a bull-shit
A kid came home
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I
heard some kids...
Bulldog
Q. What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a Shih tzu?
A. You get Bullshit.
Birds and the bees.
A little boy asks his father, "dad? I know what my private parts look like...
A guy walks into...
... He asks the bartender what is the glass for and he responds:
- It's an...
A kid came home
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I
heard some kids...
Bulldog
Q. What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a Shih tzu?
A. You get Bullshit.
Birds and the bees.
A little boy asks his father, "dad? I know what my private parts look like...
A guy walks into...
... He asks the bartender what is the glass for and he responds:
- It's an...
What do you get...
Bullshit.
Works better if you say it out loud.
Bulldog
Q. What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a Shih tzu?
A. You get Bullshit.
Birds and the bees.
A little boy asks his father, "dad? I know what my private parts look like...
A guy walks into...
... He asks the bartender what is the glass for and he responds:
- It's an...
What do you get...
Bullshit.
Works better if you say it out loud.
What do you get...
A bull-shiht!
Birds and the bees.
A little boy asks his father, "dad? I know what my private parts look like...
A guy walks into...
... He asks the bartender what is the glass for and he responds:
- It's an...
What do you get...
Bullshit.
Works better if you say it out loud.
What do you get...
A bull-shiht!
Vagina
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father "hey, Dad we learned...
A guy walks into...
... He asks the bartender what is the glass for and he responds:
- It's an...
What do you get...
Bullshit.
Works better if you say it out loud.
What do you get...
A bull-shiht!
Vagina
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father "hey, Dad we learned...
What do you get...
Bullshit.
Works better if you say it out loud.
What do you get...
A bull-shiht!
Vagina
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father "hey, Dad we learned...
What do you get...
A bull-shiht!
Vagina
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father "hey, Dad we learned...
Crossbred Dogs
Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but ... it doesn't...
Vagina
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father "hey, Dad we learned...
Crossbred Dogs
Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but ... it doesn't...
Breed
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Bullshit....
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