A man goes at a bar and he sees a poster which announces a contest "Ask the barman for a contest", the man goes to the barman and the barman tells him
"You must pay the me 100$ to be in the contest. There are 3 rounds to win the contest and 100000$
The first one: You have to drink 2 bottles of tequila in 3 minutes.
The second one: You have to remove a teeth from an angry bulldog
The third one: You have to F*** an 80 old years woman"
So the man pays the barman. At the first round he passes successful with no help.
And now he is drunk and he goes in a room in which is the bulldog, the door closes, after 2 minutes a there are sounds like there may be a fight and other things.
After the door opens he gets out and asks "So... where is the 80 years old woman which I must remove her teeth?"
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