As they run through the countryside they come upon a barn and decide to bed down for the night. As they begin getting comfortable in the barn for the night they see a beautiful young girl standing at the entrance to the barn.
"Hey, you're the three criminals on TV everyone's looking for! I don't know if you can stay for the night but I will allow it if all three of you have sex with me...my father is really overprotective and I have never had a boyfriend so this is my only chance to lose my virginity but we'll have to keep it quiet otherwise my dad will hear us and come out here with his gun!"
The three agree and the Brit takes his turn on the young virgin. After awhile it gets hot and heavy and loud in the barn and suddenly the father appears in the dark with his shotgun.
"WHO THE HELL IS IN MY BARN!?!" the father yelled...
Quickly thinking the Brit says "Moooo!!!!"....
"Oh...darn cow..."..and the father leaves the barn.
The Scotsman takes his turn with the young lass and again it starts getting loud and the father suddenly appears in the in the dark.
"WHO THE HELL IS IN MY BARN?!?!?!" yelled the father again.
Thinking quick the Scotsman says "Baaaaaa!!!"...
"Damn sheep..."..and the father leaves the barn.
The Pole is the last one to take his turn and the sex turns loud and enthusiastic really fast, prompting the father to fling the barn door open and yell "DAMMIT I KNOW SOMEONE IS IN HERE AND IF I FIND YOU I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU!!!"
The Pole, thinking quick on his feet says
"It's me the cat".
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