The teacher explained" st-st-stuttering is usually brought on by the speaker experiencing fear. .. have any of you ever encountered stuttering?"
Little Susie jumped up "ooh! Ooh! I have!"
Teacher "ok Susie, explain what happened. .."
"I was outside playing with my kitty, and the neighbors have a big dog they keep in the backyard. The doggie ran super fast and jumped over our fence! My cat said "Fffff! Fffff! Fffff!" But before he could say 'fuck' the dog ate him."
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