A sadist, a masochist, a beastialist, a pyromaniac, and a necrophiliac see a cat.
The sadist says "let's kick the fucker"
The beastialist says "let's fuck him first, and then kick him"
the pyromania says " let's fuck him first, then kick him, then set him on fire"
the necrophiliac says "we'll fuck him, then kick him, then set him on fire, then fuck him again"
the masochist says "meow"
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